Gut Instinct

"Rosakrone" pea flowers

Once upon a time there were no refrigerators. Not that long ago in the grand scheme of things.


People preserved meats by salting them and keeping them in cool dark places. Vegetables they kept for months through fermentation. The Scandinavians buried fish in the ground.

Pea plants are becoming a bit intimidating in the polytunnel

We have largely lost the knack of such things due to the omnipresence of the fridge in our cosseted First World lives. But cheap electricity may not be always with us. Maybe it's time we should reacquaint ourselves with some old-fashioned (self)-preservation techniques and give our guts a probiotic boost to boot.

I bought a couple of Kilner jars from the Co-op and a green cabbage.

Baby parsnip. Boy are they slow growing.

First step was to shred the cabbage with a kitchen knife. It wouldn't all fit in my bowl so I left some to cook up for a meal later.

Taking some salt I sprinkled a tablespoon over the shredded cabbage and mixed it all in.

Then I found a mashing implement (a wooden spoon) and began to mash. I could have done with one of those potato-masher utensils really. Bits of cabbage kept leaping out the side of the bowl and onto the floor but I carried on regardless.

Linseed plants begun to flower! I sowed them from the seed I usually sprinkle on my breakfast cereal

An interesting thing began to happen. The cabbage began to weep. Salty tears appeared at the base of my bowl. The volume of cabbage reduced by half or more as I pummeled it for ten minutes or so.

Into the jar it went, crushing it in, and only filling the jar by two-thirds. Enough juice had been released to cover the cabbage shreds, just about. I closed the jar and put it on a shelf.

That was Monday. I've opened it a couple of times since to push the cabbage down again because bits of it were above the surface, and my worry is the wrong kind of bacteria will develop on these bits.

Next Monday, one week after it was created, I'm going to taste my first homemade sauerkraut. If there's no more blogposts after this one you'll know why.

Who's In Charge Here?

OK everyone, what is going on?

The chap now in charge of the UK's Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs attempted to remove Climate Change from the national curriculum in his former role as Education Secretary,  and has attacked the EU's Habitats and Birds Directives which currently protect our wildlife and natural ecosystems.

Potato flower

The blond chump at the head of the Foreign Office is a figure of ridicule to his counterparts across the world, so the UK becomes increasingly unable to maintain its standing in world affairs.

The Secretary of State for International Development has previously said she wanted this department to be abolished and replaced with a “Department for International Trade and Development”.

The Secretary for Health once co-authored a book calling for the NHS to be replaced with private insurance.

Foxgloves at the edge of my garden

And our Prime Minister, having called a general election on a whim which reduced her party's seats to below the number needed for a majority, is a humbled figure without the authority she needs to conduct the Brexit negotiations.

Somehow we find ourselves with the top positions in government held by the people least suitable for them at a perilous time for our nation.

George Monbiot warns us of a relatively new plant disease called Xylella fastidiosa which originated in South America but is now on our doorstep in France as well as other European countries. It affects both crops and trees and there is no known cure. There are 359 host species, and the international trade of live plants threatens to bring it into the UK.

A barrowful of comfrey leaves, ready for chopping up

Will Gove step up and take radical action? Will he outlaw all live plants being imported (with the exception of plants propagated in sterile conditions)?

This is a man who wants to strip away regulations not add to them, even if the threat is to our precious ecosystem which surrounds us and supports human life. No, business must continue! Growth, growth, growth! As long as we're talking about the economy not our trees and crops.

A binful of chopped-up comfrey leaves.
In a few weeks it'll have rotted down and produced a vile brown liquid which is one of the best organic fertilisers!

Gone Up In My Estimation

A riot of nasturtiums in my polytunnel

The art of estimating is crucial to the small-scale market gardener.


First there's the estimating that happens before the growing season begins. Plans have been drawn up as to which beds will have which veg growing in them. From that it's possible to work out the quantity of crops in total that will be produced from each, based on average yield per area for each type of veg. The next stage is to figure out when exactly those crops are expected to be harvested, across how many weeks. I end up with a beautiful spreadsheet that shows how many customer portions of each veg I will expect in my weekly harvest, for each month of the year.

Most of that veg will be going to the Green Isle Growers veg bag scheme, but not all. I make a version that's applicable to the scheme only, and share it with the group, as do the other growers. We make a combined spreadsheet so we know what the whole group can provide to the scheme, and then whittle it down through discussion to what would fit into fifty customer bags per week.

Sweetcorn in the polytunnel

The next estimating task comes once the scheme starts in June. Every Monday morning I have to assess exactly how many portions of each veg I can provide to the scheme on Wednesday. In an ideal world of course this would be the same as in the aforementioned plan but the unpredictable weather and the onslaught of pests makes it less than ideal. These figures are sent to the person doing the weekly ordering for the scheme (this year, it's me!), who may take all of it or just some of it depending on what's needed to fill the bags with a good variety of veg and fruit. It's vital to get these numbers right - if I overestimate how much I can supply, the scheme will suffer if I can't supply it.

And the final estimating comes at harvesting time, on Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning. I have to judge how much of each crop to pick that will constitute the right number of portions so I don't over-harvest and be left with more than I am allowed to sell to the scheme.

I don't always get these estimations right of course! I've been short of mange tout twice so far, having overestimated what I had, but luckily Ann had some extra that she could supply in place. But the more I estimate the easier it becomes. At least, that's the theory.

Children In Bloom

It's so easy for people in 21st century Britain to live our entire lives without ever being exposed to the origins of our food.

Those who live in urban areas may only rarely see a sheep or a cow, and the link between them and the packaged joints of lamb and beef on the shelves of Tesco's may never be more than cursorily dwelt upon. We might glance out of the train's window at the right time and glimpse fields of wheat or rape but have only the loosest idea how it is sowed, harvested, packaged, transported, processed, and end up as an ingredient in our kitchen.

A spread we laid on for people on the Big Walk that Eden Project is running

Then there are the vegetables and fruit that Eastern Europeans are harvesting for us in England's rich south-eastern soils, although whether they will still do this post-Brexit, and who will do this tough work instead, is another question.

Many of us will never have sown a vegetable seed in the ground, tended to the plant and eaten its produce. I certainly hadn't until I joined Pilsdon Community in my mid-thirties. I don't remember it ever being part of my education.

Which is why I jumped at the chance to teach veg-growing at a local primary school. Although not part of their official curriculum they believed it was important for the children to learn to grow their own veg and had applied for some funding to run a series of gardening workshops throughout the year, based in their own small veg garden.

My raspberries at the back, my comfrey at the front

The first one was last Tuesday morning. It had been raining all night but thankfully the heavenly tap was turned off just as we were beginning. Ffion* was assisting me, and could also speak Welsh which was the first language of most of the schoolchildren here. We got our first group of ten, along with a teacher, and played a game with them, first to see if they could identify pictures of veg (the ones we were going to grow!) and then to try to match the seed with the veg. The kids were refreshingly eager to answer questions and get involved.

We then went outside and began sowing that very seed, some in pots with compost and some direct in the soil. After labelling and watering, our session was up and they trooped back inside, whilst the next group got ready.

After four groups it was lunchtime and our work was done. We had sown beetroot and radish in a bed, planted sweetcorn seedlings, planted seed potatoes in planters made of car tyres, and sown squash, chard, runner beans, dwarf french beans and sunflowers in pots. The kids seemed to have enjoyed it. Let's hope the veg grows otherwise it might put them off for life!

* name changed as usual on this blog

Reach For The Sky

Potatoes of the "Alouette" variety, French for Skylark

Whoosh! Everything has shot up. The last two weeks of May has been warm and wet and all the plants on my land, both wild and tame, have reacted by reaching for the sky. Grass that was recently an inch high is now over a foot. Docks, nettles, brambles, and bracken are all exerting their dominance over the local landscape, making once easily-navigable routes rather more vexing.

In my garden, rows of lettuce have bloomed into young adulthood, having mostly escaped the risks of slug-kill in their infancy. Runner beans are wrapping their tendrils around the wild-harvested bamboo canes, and the climbing french beans aren't far behind. The hours of painstakingly planting out beetroot seedlings are paying off, as they are mostly settling in now and enlarging.

The outdoor mange-tout are flowering, whilst the polytunnel mange-tout are naturally further ahead, producing delicious pods. Chard leaves are becoming ready to pick, if a little slug-eaten. Kale plants are bedding in, only recently having been popped in the ground. Onions are slender stalks still but noticeably wider than before. Leeks are still much thinner. Some of the rhubarb is producing nice fat stalks, others have become much thinner and limper unlike last year's miraculous crop of wonder-rhubarb, possibly due to me picking it too far into the summer.

Sadly several of my young cabbage plants have been killed by the maggots of cabbage root fly. The leaves go droopy and discoloured - dig it up and you find the stem just detaches from the roots which are crawling with wriggly white maggots. I had covered the cabbages with mesh netting but too late I guess. The latest batch I planted out yesterday I covered immediately.

And where are my carrots? I sowed an entire 10 metre bed in April and there's barely a sprig anywhere. My suspicions lie with, yes again, the slugs. They nibble on the new growth. Perhaps they don't intend actually to murder my carrots. But I'll get them on a charge of carrot-slaughter.

The veg bag scheme begins this week! Tomorrow I'll be finding out what the other growers have to offer on Wednesday, and making up the spreadsheet which describes what each bag will contain. (Not all bags are the same due to the varying amounts of different types of veg that come in, but the job is to make them all equivalent.) On Wedneday afternoon the first bags will be available for customers to collect. Sign up here, there's still time!

Broad beans are beginning to produce tiny pods from the lowest flowers